human talk!

All humans do is talk.

The one I call Egg loves to talk about me! Which is nice but it does get boring some times.

One (The Little One) loves to play on a PC. I am using a PC to write this. I'm top dog!

Well back to my humans - The Little One loves to talk about something called runescape? What can it be? It must be fun for their small brains cos he loves it. Egg plays on it too but does not talk about it so much.

Now I have a human I like a lot. His name is Dad (Egg and The Little One call him that so I do too). He gives me lots of treats and spins me round and round when we meet (he goes on long trips and gets me hot dogs and I love em!)

The last is one I and my humans call Mum. Now she cooks me food - it's all nice but I only get scraps. Note: if your humans give you food then eat theirs, keep it that way for it's a sign of dominance to eat first (but I'm still working on it!)

Here is a photo of one of my humans talking about runescape - guess which one!

human games and exercise

I like to keep my humans fit and healthy by making sure they get lots of exercise.

Runtime
If you need to give your humans some runtime, get a smelling thing (sock) and walk past your humans with it. They will get very exited!

They love to chase you and it's a good way to give them some nice easy runtime. They love it! They will yell and shout and run round and round.

If at the end of the game the humans give up, they will give you a nice ball (treat) for the smelling thing.

Of course, you must make sure that your humans never catch you. This could lead them to thinking they are the boss, which must not happen.

Throw
To do this game you need to get a toy - one of yours. Give it to them - they will throw it. Bring it back for them and they will throw it again, and so on. It's a good way to give them paw runtime.

Walk

To take your humans on a walk get a lead. Take it to the humans. They will put it on you. You get to choose which one you want by standing next to it. (I usually put the most bossy one on the lead as it keeps them under control). If you pull on the humans lead they will have to go with you. Stop suddenly and the human will have to drag you along. It may hurt a little but it's the only way on a walk. It is good to keep changing direction to. A walk will exercise your humans brain as well as their body.

Note: Stop at the run roads or your human might get hurt.